Thursday, December 13, 2012

Saying Good-bye (How to Make Proper Tea)



My finals are finished. My room is nearly packed. Upstairs my friend Rebekah is packing her own suitcases; she leaves tomorrow afternoon for England.
Partially as a farewell, as partially as an introduction to British tea, Rebekah hosted tea today in her room. She pulled out her purple trunk and put a blanket on top of it, and she laid out scones, chocolate cake, strawberry jam, whipped cream, and custard. Jennifer came and helped her make the scones, and at five Hannah and I arrived in time to watch Jennifer take the scones out of the oven. In doing this, we were able to see the girls making all of the noise this semester: three girls in pyjamas, with an iPhone and a speaker next to the window, jumping on the table and singing along with the lyrics at the top of their lungs. Behind them were Abercrombie & Fitch bags, with their shirtless men on them, taped to the walls. In the corner was a Christmas tree. “I want a Christmas tree,” I said enviously to Hannah.
Whilst we waited for Jaime, the other American invited to British Tea, and Sophie, the other Brit invited to British Tea, we talked about the proper way to eat (and pronounce) scones. “You twist it in two, like this,” Jennifer said, demonstrating over a bowl. After twisting the scone like an Oreo, she proceeded to put strawberry jam on top of it, and follow that up with whipped cream.
“You don’t put it back together?” I asked, when she took a bite of one half of the scone.
“No,” she said. “Well, you do sometimes, if it’s just jam, but the whipped cream will fall out if you make a sandwich of it.” Then she looked over at Rebekah’s handiwork, and said, “Do you want any scone with that jam?”
Rebekah continued putting lavish amounts of strawberry jam on her scone. “I will, thanks.”
“I don’t think I can eat strawberry jam,” I said. “It makes me think of that song—‘He landed on the runway like a blob of strawberry jam...’”
Jaime and Sophie came up then, and we made more scones for them. Sophie had brought milk, so we were able to have tea, although it was not proper tea according to the list Jennifer drew up for us.
It’s a joke on the internet that British tea tastes like a hug in a cup, but American tea tastes like harbour, and so we wanted to learn the secret to making proper tea. We already know that the tea you order at restaurants is nothing like the tea here, and Hannah and I are going to miss tea very, very much. And if we can’t buy proper tea, we’re going to have to make it. Jennifer was very patient, and went over the nine step list several times with us.
1) Boil kettle.
2) Pour boiled water into teapot.
3) Boil more water.
4) Pour out water in teapot into the sink.
5) Pour new water into the warm teapot.
6) Steep tealeaves (loose leaf is preferred)
            -DO NOT STEW.
7) Pour into cups (using a strainer to catch the tea leaves).
8) Add lemon/sugar/milk to taste.
9) Drink and sigh in happiness.
After spending a great deal of time on this list we made our own tea, but it was made without the use of a teapot, warm mugs, of loose leaf tea, and it still tasted very good. Then we chatted for a long time about fainting and illnesses and terrible things that have happened to us in our youth, and when conversation began to peter out Rebekah pulled out these two fantastic games from her arsenal and we played the Dream Game and the Bicycle Game. When this was finished, Hannah and Jaime taught us (or, at least, everyone but me) to play Egyptian Rat Screw, and when that puttered out because I couldn’t learn the rules and everyone else got vaguely bored, Jennifer taught us to play Pig, which I also lost because I couldn’t learn the rules. My mother has spent my entire life trying to teach me to play cards, and my grandpa used to be a euchre champion, but the only card game I’ve ever learnt the rules to was Go Fish. In this I am very much a disappointment to A) My grandfather, B) My mother, C) My entire high school band class, and D) Hannah, who is really, really good at card games.
We started talking about movies and trailers on the internet, Shia LaBeauf being an actual cannibal, Slenderman, and drunk guys playing videogames. Jennifer started trying to teach me British cuss words (which, unfortunately, I already knew). Then Rebekah kicked us out to start packing, and she got a puppy dog look on her face and wailed, “I’m not going to see you ever again!”
Which was fairly depressing, but not as depressing as what she said after: “Goodbye, my ginger-haired named-sharing friend!”
So we left, and I was very upset, even though I am going to see the other three girls tomorrow, and as I was waiting for Hannah to walk with me to the Treehouse to print something out, I ran into the Northern Irish Rebecca, who said, “Have youse seen the cake we bought you?”
Chelsea, Jenny, and Rebecca bought us a chocolate cake to say farewell. They included hand-drawn pictures, and swarmed around us, taking pictures. They were all dressed up, wearing lovely perfume, and carrying tall high heels in their hands. Our kitchenette was full of Smirnoff bottles and energy drinks, and as Hannah and I sat down to enjoy their cake they had us sniff whatever it was they were drinking. It smelt strongly of lime.
They whisked off, telling us to enjoy and save some cake for them. It’s Thursday night, after all. The Northern Irish are going out celebrating. The Americans are going to watch the midnight premiere of The Hobbit. I went out and had proper British tea, with chocolate cake doused in custard, and scones covered with strawberry jam and whipped cream. Tomorrow night is my last movie night, and to celebrate, Nikola is bringing us Darby O’Gill and the Little People, in honour of the leprechaun museum we visited on Saturday. This is momentous as Sophie, who does not watch Disney movies, is going to be cultured in the art of Disney films.
This was not, however, the first good-bye; nor is it to be the last. At lunch today Hannah and I said good-bye to Jolien, our Belgium friend who went to Londonderry/Derry with us, as well as to Giant’s Causeway and other excursions. Yesterday we said good-bye to Fletcher, a Northern Irish student in origami club and archery club, who took us to see Breaking Dawn Part 2 with Victoria. We sat in the Treehouse and made origami together, and I got to celebrate my last days of being able to drink alcohol by buying it—to my surprise, I was not carded, which was both amazing and seriously depressing. (Thankfully, I will be illegal again in two days!) On Tuesday I had to say good-bye to Shannon, an amazing writer from my Creative Writing class. Tomorrow I’ll say good-bye to Katie, and Hannah and I will have to say good-bye to Sophie and Jennifer and Jaime, as they all leave for England and the States on Saturday. And on Saturday we will have to make the hardest good-bye: The good-bye to Victoria.
Victoria, in case any of you were wondering where she has gone, was not at the tea party tonight because her parents have flown in for the week and are staying nearby. She has been showing them the sights, and I am very happy for her, but it makes me miss my family. I keep wanting to take Emily and show her around Belfast, but I’ve bought her a ton of presents and have prepared myself to spoil her rotten this Christmas.
I’m quite worried about returning home. I am hoping and praying that the flight goes smoothly, and that it is not delayed, and that my ears don’t go entirely loopy, as they are wont to do. Once the technical details are over, though, I will have to readjust to life in the States immediately. Bath & Body Works needs Christmas workers, after all. I will have to overcome my jet lag quickly, and remind myself how American money—and tax!—works. And then I will once again be swept up into Madonna—working at the Writing Center, meeting old friends again and making new ones. Lots of things have changed at Madonna this year, I’ve heard. But that’s a good thing. I’ve changed this year too.

Sophie asked me tonight if I am going to continue blogging when I return to the States, and my initial response was to say, No. I do not think I will blog when I return to the States. This upset Hannah, who wants me to continue talking about the craic we have at Madonna, but once Christmas is over I am going to consider this blog finished. I’ve tried to depict my life in Belfast and Northern Ireland accurately, and I have loved this place very much, even if my initial response was depressing. But my time causing scandals in Belfast is almost at an end. I will probably blog again on Saturday, because something cool is going to happen on Saturday, and once more when I return home, but after that Scandal in Belfast will be at an end. I want to thank everyone who read this blog faithfully (and by ‘faithfully’ I mean both reading every time I put up a post, hoarding everything until you have a spare moment, skimming, or even just noticing that I’m still alive and blogging). You helped make the scandals happen (I’m not sure how, actually. But I feel like that’s something I ought to say.). If I do decide to continue blogging about my life and adventures in the States, I will let everyone know on facebook, but I will not be using this blog any longer unless I feel it is warranted.
Thank you for reading, and I will rejoin you all (hopefully) at 8.00 Michigan time Sunday night!

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